This is just one more: funny furniture ads.

Since this will be gone in a few days, I took the liberty of copying the text and posting it here. And now, you need to read it.

( This Coffee Table SAVED MY LIFE! Imagine what it could do for yours! - $80 )

Okay, lookee:

In real life, my first name is Tracy.

There is a town in California named Tracy.

I found this t-shirt for sale on eBay. Pay special attention to the slogan in the turquoise circle. The question is: is this something I should never buy/wear, or something I should immediately buy/wear?


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Need some new toys?


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Le sigh. Another day of struggling with myself.

However, if I wanted to throw people off the scent of my slacking, I could always use one of these Blood Puddle Pillows. It would make it look like I was thinking so hard I started bleeding from the ears.


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Long before American Idol gave talentless hacks a place to delude themselves, there was public access. The following is ganked completely wholesale from omgblog.com (THE blog for fags and their hags). The Tuesday Nighters may have seen this before, but I haven't and it just...leaves me speechless.

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I just got a spam blog comment, the entire text of which was "Technologies of glorious boob."

I deleted it, but I did grin first.

Completely ignoring the undoubtedly sage wisdom about not discussing religion with friends, I present this. You should do it. My dad sent it to me. It wasn't at all what I expected.


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In my last post, I referenced a new product apparently out -- toupees for babies. Apparently it's supposed to be a jokey thing, but dammit, babies and pets are not dolls and I HATE seeing 'em dressed up like they were freakin' toys. It's just stupid. It's for people who read Marmaduke.

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